The Third Hobbit Movie, Directed by G. R. R. Martin

So, I’m not a big Lord of the Rings fan, to be honest. I liked the movies alright and I enjoyed reading The Hobbit, but it was never a big deal for me.

My boyfriend is a huge Tolkien fan though, so we went to see the Hobbit (and got to drive back through freezing rain, but sure, it was worth it). I enjoyed the movie, and it’d been a while since I’d read the book, so I kinda forgot who died. (Oh, right, spoilers if you haven’t seen it or read the book).

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How to Write 5000 Words in Two Hours

11. Watch Futurama.

22. Eat a sandwich.

33. Play around with making book covers.

44. Play Everquest 2 as a hairy barbarian.

55. Eat a chocolate chip cookie.

66. Take a nap.

77. Oh, uh, write, I guess.

 

…and now it’s time for another nap!

It’s a thing now

I’m just going to post all the bizzare search terms that people use to find my blog. According to Google translate, the highlighted item is in Russian. No, there is not Russian in my blog. I myself thought it was Greek, but in Russian it translates roughly to what I am assuming to be some weird Russian Googling for nephew/aunt incest porn.

whys

 

On an unrelated note, Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a fuckingĀ ridiculous movie. Seriously. Granted, the earlier ones were also silly, but this is beyond what I expected.

The Most Important Thing You’ll Read All Week

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There are now blue sour patch kids. I don’t know exactly when they came out, but I believe they just added blue ones this year and Wikipedia confirms this.

I was checking out in Walmart and saw that there was a 5 oz bag for only 99 cents and when I picked it up LO AND BEHOLD THERE WAS A BLUE SOURPATCH KID ON THE FRONT. My life has been filled with a longing for blue sour patch kids. Blue has always been my favorite candy flavor. It doesn’t matter what it’s supposed to taste like, blue is always superior.

I think it’s supposed to taste like blue raspberry/ “berry” or something. Mostly it’s just sour and yummy. To those of you who have been waiting for a moment such as this, go and get your sour patch kids!