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There are now blue sour patch kids. I don’t know exactly when they came out, but I believe they just added blue ones this year and Wikipedia confirms this.

I was checking out in Walmart and saw that there was a 5 oz bag for only 99 cents and when I picked it up LO AND BEHOLD THERE WAS A BLUE SOURPATCH KID ON THE FRONT. My life has been filled with a longing for blue sour patch kids. Blue has always been my favorite candy flavor. It doesn’t matter what it’s supposed to taste like, blue is always superior.

I think it’s supposed to taste like blue raspberry/ “berry” or something. Mostly it’s just sour and yummy. To those of you who have been waiting for a moment such as this, go and get your sour patch kids!