How to Write 5000 Words in Two Hours Posted by Charlotte Cyprus 0 1. Watch Futurama. 2. Eat a sandwich. 3. Play around with making book covers. 4. Play Everquest 2 as a hairy barbarian. 5. Eat a chocolate chip cookie. 6. Take a nap. 7. Oh, uh, write, I guess. …and now it’s time for another nap!